About Me
- Jen
- A girl who rose from the ashes...and now is trying to make sense of this complicated world through her writing.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Making Your Bed and Lying In It
"It is better to be alone, than to wish that you were."
These words of wisdom with honest, gritty staying power were shared with me by my former colleague Sandy (may she rest in peace) as I was wading through a path of post-divorce rubble about ten years ago. They have carried me through days of doubt and angst and loneliness, and in a way, have been a guidepost for my new-but-not-so-new life. 'Tis true, Ms. Sandy, it is better. Thanks to you, I won't forget.
On the heels of "Singles Awareness Day" which is otherwise known as "Valentine's Day," I find it is near impossible to avoid reflecting on my current state. Sure, I am single and I have been now for a good long while. And sure, I've grown accustomed to it over the years. I long ago let go of the fact that I won't be able to wear a dress that buttons up the back (like I ever would) and that there is no division of household labor when you live alone (but guess what, you can hire people to do pretty much anything). I've settled in and I've found my way, but I've done a whole lot more than that. Just shy of full-on embracing it, I've acknowledged that I'm really good alone. Really, really good.
I think part of the reason I'm so good alone is that there is no one here to fuss with. I have long believed that it is the minutia in a relationship that has the greatest chance of killing it. People joke about the age-old annoyances of the toilet seat being left up or the toothpaste in the sink, but it's true...if you let these things bother you (and many of us in the human species do) resentment can seep in and create cracks which turn into fissures and then huge, gaping canyons. It happens all the time, and most people can't find their way back from that.
I heard a story recently that was the greatest and saddest example of this I had heard in a long time. A friend of a friend of a friend (or something like that) was in a long-term relationship and had been living with her boyfriend for several years. Recent word had come about that they were breaking up, and then this story was revealed. More than five years ago, the two had an argument that was reportedly the beginning of the end. The argument was not about politics or religion or your mom is so rude to me or why did you have to flirt with the waitress like that. It wasn't even about I can't believe you depleted our savings account at the casino or what do you mean you accidentally slept with your ex-girlfriend. No, no, no. The argument was about who was going to put the linens on the bed.
So five years ago, neither of them wants to make the bed and so neither of them does. Each of them is secretly resenting the other for not making the bed and holding their ground that I will not be the one to make the goddamn bed. One holds their ground and sleeps on the couch, and the other holds their ground and sleeps in the recliner. Day after day this goes on and and then before you know it, five years have passed and no one has made the bed and probably no one has had a good night's sleep in half a decade and now here they are breaking up. And still, to this day, the bed remains unmade. Five years of this! Unbelievable.
Now, it is pretty clear that the unmade bed is the symptom of the problem and not the actual problem. I don't even know what the actual problem was, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't it. In fact, they probably didn't have just one problem, they probably had a whole lot of them. But what if it really did start right there, with a set of clean linens and a six minute task standing in the way of this couple and their happiness? The problems had to start somewhere. Maybe it started there.
And so, my point is this: Whatever your relationship status is at the moment, you have a choice. Believe it or not, you can always choose happiness. If you are alone like me, love the fact that the only mess in the house is yours and that you can have peaceful, joyful solitude every minute you are home. If you are in a relationship, take stock in the fact that you have someone to ask how your day was and snuggle with you while you watch Dexter. The truth is that every situation has something that can make your heart sing, and every situation has the potential to incite the screaming in your head. You get to pick if you feed the singing or the screaming.
There's an old saying: You made your bed, now you must lie in it. Or in this case, you didn't make your bed, now you have to sleep uncomfortably in a recliner. Please, I am begging you, don't be that person. Be the hero in your relationship. Or if you are single like me, be the hero in your own life.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
One Happy Memory
It was almost exactly a year ago when I received word through my extended family that my step-mother Jan had been checked into a hospice facility. Word of this news came to me via email, from my cousin to my uncle and then to me, and within just a couple of hours a second email arrived saying that she had already passed. When we first received the emails, my sister and I didn't quite know what to say or to do about it. We hadn't had but maybe two or three instances of contact with Jan in the 16 years since our father had passed.
In the days that followed, my sister and I hopped onto a roller coaster of raw, gut-wrenching emotion. There was a reason that we hadn't maintained a relationship with Jan, a reason that there had only been those two or three instances of contact in all those years. Those reasons were safely tucked between my sister and me. Somewhere along the way, we took a vow of silence and made a deep and unwavering commitment to stay on the high road. Besides the fact that it seemed to be the most right, most respectful thing to do, we had moved on. We had each built happy, healthy, passionate lives for ourselves and that was the focus of our energy.
But there's nothing like an impending funeral to get one's buried emotions all stirred up. The first stage of emotion was indifference. Oh well, we thought. I hope she finds peace on the other side. But then the phone calls started coming in. Jan's family was reaching out to us, asking us to come to the funeral. Telling us we were in the will. Giving us details of her last months and days. Our peaceful indifference dissipated.
From there we moved on to what could only be described as straight up dilemma. I pulled up the obituary online. I was shocked - utterly shocked - that my sister and I were listed as surviving family members in the obituary. Granted, our names were wrong, with me being listed as Jennifer Swearingen and my sister as Jessica Wiener, but this was just a funny (and sad) marker of how lacking the connection was. I called my best friend and told her the story, and told her that I hoped when I died, no one would be surprised to see their (wrong) name in my obituary. It was all very telling.
For the next couple of days, there was a lot of back and forth between me and my sister. At the outset, I had promised myself that I would follow my sister's lead. I was 19 years old when Dad and Jan had married and was already moved out of the house, but my sister was only 9. She had the longest and deepest connection to Jan of the two of us. I had to let her do whatever was right for her. Initially Jess took a firm stance: "We're not going." Okay, I thought...but I wasn't so sure it was the right answer.
The next day I emailed my sister and I said this: "Look, I promised myself I would follow your lead. And I promise you, I will. But I just have to say this. It is a little strange to me to be listed in someone's obituary and their will and not go to their funeral. As I've thought this through, over and over again, it occurred to me that this could be our last act of grace for Jan. But really, we'd be doing it for our Dad. The one thing that all three of us had in common was that we loved Dad."
It took a few hours, but Jess wrestled with all of it and responded: "I don't know if there is a heaven, but if there is, and if by some chance I make my way in, and if when I get there I see Dad, I'd feel pretty small if this was the one thing I did that let him down. Let's pack our bags and go."
It was actually on the evening of Valentine's Day when my sister and I loaded up the Rav4 and headed south to Iowa. True to form in times of turmoil, I had a massive stomach ache. I always carry my stress in my stomach, and this was a whopper. Jess poked fun at me. "Why do you have to be such a feeler? You are such a feeler." I poked back. "Why are you always so numb to all of your feelings? You bury everything so deep." The words hung in the air for awhile and became a fading echo; we both knew why she had learned to bury her feelings like this. The why behind it was the reason we were heading to Iowa.
During the four hour car ride, I set out for us to find our happy memories of Jan. Isn't that what you do when someone passes on? Well, we had a lot of memories - a lot of them. There was no question we had experienced joy in the presence of Jan, most notably when our dad and his crazy storytelling was involved. But we could not recall a time where we experienced joy because of Jan. When we made it to Rock Island, about 30 minutes from our destination, I turned to Jess and said, "Okay girl, this is it. We have 30 minutes to come up with one happy memory." Jess paused for a moment and looked thoughtfully out the window. She turned back to me and said sweetly, sorrowfully, "I can't."
The following morning Jess and I got up and got ready for the funeral. This time, both of us had stomach aches. I'll admit, I was kind of a nervous wreck. Who would be there? How would they respond to us? What kind of emotions would the day bring? We pulled into the church parking lot, and I paused and gave Jess a fist bump. "We've got this, kid. You and me. Worst case scenario, we go in, no one talks to us, we sit in the back of the church and we quietly leave. At the end of it, we still have each other, and we did the right thing. We can do this."
But it wasn't like that at all. The moment we walked in, a swarm of step-relatives and even one of our own cousins embraced us. Were we the prodigal daughters? Perhaps, but in that moment it didn't seem to matter. As is true with many funerals, there were pictures everywhere. More than half of the pictures were pictures of our family, of us. Granted, they were old pictures. Even so, it was another telling marker. Jan's life with our dad, which of course included us, was her life. She loved that man. Even though she was only married to him for nine years before he passed away, it almost seemed as if her life began when she met him and ended when he died. Her life was depicted as a time capsule.
Jan's family insisted that we walk in with the family and sit with them during the services, a gesture that was simultaneously sweet and awkward. The services were very nice, and we were told Jan had chosen several of the scriptures and songs for her own funeral. There were scriptures about forgiveness and redemption. There were stories of her acts of kindness to other church members. Maybe, I thought, just maybe she had grappled with the harsh complexity of our relationship just as we had and tried to reconcile it. Anything is possible.
After the service, we lined our cars up to make our way to the cemetery for the internment. Now usually the cemetery would be maybe a half mile away and it will be a slow but quick procession. Not so on this day. Unbeknownst to us, we made our way out of the church parking lot and proceeded together, ever so slowly on this bright, brisk February day, about 15 miles to an old country cemetery. It was situated out on a gravel road between a sea of corn fields and pastures. Upon arrival, we learned that the cemetery was actually a family cemetery of Jan's family. There were maybe 50 or 60 people buried there,and they were all linked to Jan. Her parents, her grandparents, and some of her siblings who preceded her in death.
The wind was brisk and unrelenting, so the graveside service was quick and to the point. When the services had ended, family members of Jan pointed out graves of their loved ones and the stories that accompanied them. The stories filled in some of the gaps, explained some of the pain that Jan and her family must have surely felt. Pain that maybe went unresolved, and as I like to say, came out sideways as a result. A wave of understanding washed over me.
Another thing that washed over me, standing in that little country graveyard, was I think what they call forgiveness. Look, I can't sugar coat it. The relationship we had with Jan wasn't good. But I'd be remiss if I didn't acknowledge that I was part of that equation. And there were complicating factors. Jan married a man who she loved deeply, but who had his own serious health issues. He also had two grieving daughters who had not gotten over the loss of their mom. In short, she married a man with an impossible set of circumstances. On top of that, she had some issues of her own, but maybe, just maybe, that was the byproduct of her own upbringing, her own unresolved pain. You throw all of this into a big old steaming cauldron, and out comes a bad chemical experiment.
I realized, as I began to reconcile all of this, it doesn't mean that you have to assign "good" or "bad" to anyone. I think what I realized on that day, more than any other day in my life, is that every one of us, every single one, is made of both good and bad parts. Things we celebrate, and things we hide. Joy and pain. Happiness and sorrow. Triumph and failure. We are all, at the end of the day, a mixed bag - no one person necessarily being better in totality than the other.
We enjoyed a dinner back at the church with Jan's relatives and shared a few stories, a few laughs, a few hugs. We got in the car and acknowledged to each other - this was good. It was unexpectedly cathartic and healing and good. The four hour car ride home was quiet, contemplative, exhausted. But it was also peaceful. There was no longer a desperate push to find our one happy memory. We had found it in an old Iowa country graveyard.
In the days that followed, my sister and I hopped onto a roller coaster of raw, gut-wrenching emotion. There was a reason that we hadn't maintained a relationship with Jan, a reason that there had only been those two or three instances of contact in all those years. Those reasons were safely tucked between my sister and me. Somewhere along the way, we took a vow of silence and made a deep and unwavering commitment to stay on the high road. Besides the fact that it seemed to be the most right, most respectful thing to do, we had moved on. We had each built happy, healthy, passionate lives for ourselves and that was the focus of our energy.
But there's nothing like an impending funeral to get one's buried emotions all stirred up. The first stage of emotion was indifference. Oh well, we thought. I hope she finds peace on the other side. But then the phone calls started coming in. Jan's family was reaching out to us, asking us to come to the funeral. Telling us we were in the will. Giving us details of her last months and days. Our peaceful indifference dissipated.
From there we moved on to what could only be described as straight up dilemma. I pulled up the obituary online. I was shocked - utterly shocked - that my sister and I were listed as surviving family members in the obituary. Granted, our names were wrong, with me being listed as Jennifer Swearingen and my sister as Jessica Wiener, but this was just a funny (and sad) marker of how lacking the connection was. I called my best friend and told her the story, and told her that I hoped when I died, no one would be surprised to see their (wrong) name in my obituary. It was all very telling.
For the next couple of days, there was a lot of back and forth between me and my sister. At the outset, I had promised myself that I would follow my sister's lead. I was 19 years old when Dad and Jan had married and was already moved out of the house, but my sister was only 9. She had the longest and deepest connection to Jan of the two of us. I had to let her do whatever was right for her. Initially Jess took a firm stance: "We're not going." Okay, I thought...but I wasn't so sure it was the right answer.
The next day I emailed my sister and I said this: "Look, I promised myself I would follow your lead. And I promise you, I will. But I just have to say this. It is a little strange to me to be listed in someone's obituary and their will and not go to their funeral. As I've thought this through, over and over again, it occurred to me that this could be our last act of grace for Jan. But really, we'd be doing it for our Dad. The one thing that all three of us had in common was that we loved Dad."
It took a few hours, but Jess wrestled with all of it and responded: "I don't know if there is a heaven, but if there is, and if by some chance I make my way in, and if when I get there I see Dad, I'd feel pretty small if this was the one thing I did that let him down. Let's pack our bags and go."
It was actually on the evening of Valentine's Day when my sister and I loaded up the Rav4 and headed south to Iowa. True to form in times of turmoil, I had a massive stomach ache. I always carry my stress in my stomach, and this was a whopper. Jess poked fun at me. "Why do you have to be such a feeler? You are such a feeler." I poked back. "Why are you always so numb to all of your feelings? You bury everything so deep." The words hung in the air for awhile and became a fading echo; we both knew why she had learned to bury her feelings like this. The why behind it was the reason we were heading to Iowa.
During the four hour car ride, I set out for us to find our happy memories of Jan. Isn't that what you do when someone passes on? Well, we had a lot of memories - a lot of them. There was no question we had experienced joy in the presence of Jan, most notably when our dad and his crazy storytelling was involved. But we could not recall a time where we experienced joy because of Jan. When we made it to Rock Island, about 30 minutes from our destination, I turned to Jess and said, "Okay girl, this is it. We have 30 minutes to come up with one happy memory." Jess paused for a moment and looked thoughtfully out the window. She turned back to me and said sweetly, sorrowfully, "I can't."
The following morning Jess and I got up and got ready for the funeral. This time, both of us had stomach aches. I'll admit, I was kind of a nervous wreck. Who would be there? How would they respond to us? What kind of emotions would the day bring? We pulled into the church parking lot, and I paused and gave Jess a fist bump. "We've got this, kid. You and me. Worst case scenario, we go in, no one talks to us, we sit in the back of the church and we quietly leave. At the end of it, we still have each other, and we did the right thing. We can do this."
But it wasn't like that at all. The moment we walked in, a swarm of step-relatives and even one of our own cousins embraced us. Were we the prodigal daughters? Perhaps, but in that moment it didn't seem to matter. As is true with many funerals, there were pictures everywhere. More than half of the pictures were pictures of our family, of us. Granted, they were old pictures. Even so, it was another telling marker. Jan's life with our dad, which of course included us, was her life. She loved that man. Even though she was only married to him for nine years before he passed away, it almost seemed as if her life began when she met him and ended when he died. Her life was depicted as a time capsule.
Jan's family insisted that we walk in with the family and sit with them during the services, a gesture that was simultaneously sweet and awkward. The services were very nice, and we were told Jan had chosen several of the scriptures and songs for her own funeral. There were scriptures about forgiveness and redemption. There were stories of her acts of kindness to other church members. Maybe, I thought, just maybe she had grappled with the harsh complexity of our relationship just as we had and tried to reconcile it. Anything is possible.
After the service, we lined our cars up to make our way to the cemetery for the internment. Now usually the cemetery would be maybe a half mile away and it will be a slow but quick procession. Not so on this day. Unbeknownst to us, we made our way out of the church parking lot and proceeded together, ever so slowly on this bright, brisk February day, about 15 miles to an old country cemetery. It was situated out on a gravel road between a sea of corn fields and pastures. Upon arrival, we learned that the cemetery was actually a family cemetery of Jan's family. There were maybe 50 or 60 people buried there,and they were all linked to Jan. Her parents, her grandparents, and some of her siblings who preceded her in death.
The wind was brisk and unrelenting, so the graveside service was quick and to the point. When the services had ended, family members of Jan pointed out graves of their loved ones and the stories that accompanied them. The stories filled in some of the gaps, explained some of the pain that Jan and her family must have surely felt. Pain that maybe went unresolved, and as I like to say, came out sideways as a result. A wave of understanding washed over me.
Another thing that washed over me, standing in that little country graveyard, was I think what they call forgiveness. Look, I can't sugar coat it. The relationship we had with Jan wasn't good. But I'd be remiss if I didn't acknowledge that I was part of that equation. And there were complicating factors. Jan married a man who she loved deeply, but who had his own serious health issues. He also had two grieving daughters who had not gotten over the loss of their mom. In short, she married a man with an impossible set of circumstances. On top of that, she had some issues of her own, but maybe, just maybe, that was the byproduct of her own upbringing, her own unresolved pain. You throw all of this into a big old steaming cauldron, and out comes a bad chemical experiment.
I realized, as I began to reconcile all of this, it doesn't mean that you have to assign "good" or "bad" to anyone. I think what I realized on that day, more than any other day in my life, is that every one of us, every single one, is made of both good and bad parts. Things we celebrate, and things we hide. Joy and pain. Happiness and sorrow. Triumph and failure. We are all, at the end of the day, a mixed bag - no one person necessarily being better in totality than the other.
We enjoyed a dinner back at the church with Jan's relatives and shared a few stories, a few laughs, a few hugs. We got in the car and acknowledged to each other - this was good. It was unexpectedly cathartic and healing and good. The four hour car ride home was quiet, contemplative, exhausted. But it was also peaceful. There was no longer a desperate push to find our one happy memory. We had found it in an old Iowa country graveyard.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Celebrating Your Inner Weirdo
It can be an intimidating experience to spend the bulk of your time with psychiatrists and psychologists. This past week I was out at a going away party for Dr. Dom Farding and the place was crawling with shrinks. For some reason, I kept blurting out unusual facts about myself and it just wouldn't stop. (Maybe it was the "just add alcohol" component to the evening, but really, I only had two drinks.)
A few of us were hanging out with Dr. Tara Doleman and her two adorable, precocious little girls. I had asked the girls if I could come over some time and play with their Lite-Brite, and they seemed a little like "Who is this strange lady and why does she want to play with my toys?" but then said I'd have to ask their mom. At this point, Dr. Bony Brasher joined the conversation and we had a stroll down memory lane about our favorite childhood toys. Topping the list for me, of course, was Fisher Price Little People. I noted how sad I was that they had changed the size and shape of Little People, which I had heard was because the old wooden version was exactly the same size as a 2 year-old's trachea. Dr. Brasher posed the question, "Who was eating them, anyway?"
All of this led to me remembering, and then over-sharing, that as a child I used to chew on Barbie's feet. In fact, I chewed on them so much that eventually the rod holding Barbie's leg together started to poke out the bottom of her feet. This caused Dr. Bony Brasher to cast a discerning psychiatric eye in my direction. You know, the shrink look, the one with an arched eyebrow. "But...it was a Ballerina Barbie." I stammered this out in my own defense, as if it somehow added to the acceptability of my Barbie foot chewing behavior. (Fortunately, it wasn't until later that I recalled that my best friend Cindy and I used to pop the eyeballs out of my Sunshine Family dolls for entertainment. I can only imagine the differential diagnosis Dr. Brasher would do if he knew that.)
All of this got me thinking...the truth of the matter is that we all have an Inner Weirdo. The only difference is that some of us talk about it, and some of us don't. But the reality is that everyone, outside of the presence of others, does weird things. A guy I once worked with was witnessed scraping his tongue with Scotch tape in his office. Weird? A little. But the only really weird thing was that he did it where other people could see him. Any of us, under the right conditions of tongue funkiness, might do the same thing. Only privately.
So my point in all of this is that we should all celebrate our Inner Weirdo. Don't be ashamed! Don't hide who you are! Be who you want to be! Just know that being weird is part of the human condition, and it is part of what makes us more alike than different. Because in the right set of circumstances, all of us pick our nose, talk to ourselves in the car on the way home from work, lick the last of the ice cream out of the bottom of the bowl, and chew on Barbie's feet. I guarantee it.
Now go be weird today. I'm pretty sure I am going to.
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Bananas Are All the Rage
When I was 16, I fell madly, deeply, cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs in love with a guy who had been one of my best friends for some time, and I made a complete and total irreparable mess of the relationship within about four months. A couple years later I fell hard for a guy who was still ridiculously preoccupied with his last girlfriend. In college, I dated the same guy for four years who was more of a best friend than anything. When I was 23, I met and eventually married a man who - I hope you are sitting down for this - didn't really think I was all that funny. It's no surprise we are not still together - clearly he had issues. I say all of this so as to point out that I have had some complicated relationships in my day. But none has been more complicated than my relationship with the ordinary yellow banana.
The thing about bananas is, I want to like them. Really, I do. And sometimes, for maybe a day at a time, I find them tolerable. The problem is, I have a very small window of opportunity with bananas. I can look at a banana sitting in my fruit bowl and think to myself, "I am going to eat that banana for breakfast. But first, let me shower." I am telling you, by the time I get out of that shower things might have changed. The window of opportunity may have slammed shut, as a few brown spots may have appeared. In the time it took me to lather, rinse and repeat the banana lost its appeal. Get it - appeal? Because bananas have peels? Damn, I am funny. Told ya.
Bananas, to me, are the fruit equivalent of whiny little bitches. "Oh, hi. I'm a banana. Please don't touch me or look at me or even think about me, because if you do I might bruise." My friend Colleen said it best - bananas do not travel well. You can take a banana from your house, gently place it on the cushion of your car seat, and by the time you get to work it will be all battered and bruised like Mike Tyson just had his way with it. Whatever, bananas! You know what I think? I think you need to shut your pie hole. Get it? Pie hole. Somebody stop me, please.
My sister revealed to me that her solution to this nonsense is a banana carrying case. Really? This is what it has come to? We have to buy luggage for our bananas? The banana by design has its own carrying case, but I guess that's not good enough. A banana carrying case may be the ultimate response to a first world problem. What is next? The banana is going to give me a list of his or her demands before agreeing to come to my house? I mean really, come on. This has gone too far.
Even in light of all of these petty annoyances, I still try to convince myself each and every week at the grocery store that I like bananas. My inner turmoil sounds something like this: "Bananas are good for you, Jen. On paper, they meet a lot of your needs. Everybody else likes bananas - you should too. Even if you don't like bananas, you know your parents would approve of them. Just give the poor banana a chance. You can do this." Eventually, I acquiesce to the chatter in my head. Every. Damn. Time.
Week after week there is the same result. I buy two or three very green bananas and take them home. I manage to eat one of them in the 12 minute window of opportunity I have to enjoy a perfect banana. Then I have to find a way to discard the remaining one or two bananas, which, in the blink of an eye, have become spotted, brown, rotten, sugary, mushy, repositories for ready-to-hatch-fruit flies.
Since there is only so much banana bread you can make, I had to find a new solution. I actually hired someone who would take my "past the Jen Wittwer expiration date" bananas. Now granted, this person has a lot of skills to add to the team, but one of her most important functions is to take any banana from me, any time, no questions asked. While I might make it seem like I am doing her a favor by giving her bananas on a weekly basis, the truth is she has become my banana savior. And - wait for it, wait for it - I am so relieved I don't have to monkey around with those rotten bananas anymore. Get it? I said monkey.
I'm here all week, folks.
The thing about bananas is, I want to like them. Really, I do. And sometimes, for maybe a day at a time, I find them tolerable. The problem is, I have a very small window of opportunity with bananas. I can look at a banana sitting in my fruit bowl and think to myself, "I am going to eat that banana for breakfast. But first, let me shower." I am telling you, by the time I get out of that shower things might have changed. The window of opportunity may have slammed shut, as a few brown spots may have appeared. In the time it took me to lather, rinse and repeat the banana lost its appeal. Get it - appeal? Because bananas have peels? Damn, I am funny. Told ya.
Bananas, to me, are the fruit equivalent of whiny little bitches. "Oh, hi. I'm a banana. Please don't touch me or look at me or even think about me, because if you do I might bruise." My friend Colleen said it best - bananas do not travel well. You can take a banana from your house, gently place it on the cushion of your car seat, and by the time you get to work it will be all battered and bruised like Mike Tyson just had his way with it. Whatever, bananas! You know what I think? I think you need to shut your pie hole. Get it? Pie hole. Somebody stop me, please.
My sister revealed to me that her solution to this nonsense is a banana carrying case. Really? This is what it has come to? We have to buy luggage for our bananas? The banana by design has its own carrying case, but I guess that's not good enough. A banana carrying case may be the ultimate response to a first world problem. What is next? The banana is going to give me a list of his or her demands before agreeing to come to my house? I mean really, come on. This has gone too far.
Even in light of all of these petty annoyances, I still try to convince myself each and every week at the grocery store that I like bananas. My inner turmoil sounds something like this: "Bananas are good for you, Jen. On paper, they meet a lot of your needs. Everybody else likes bananas - you should too. Even if you don't like bananas, you know your parents would approve of them. Just give the poor banana a chance. You can do this." Eventually, I acquiesce to the chatter in my head. Every. Damn. Time.
Week after week there is the same result. I buy two or three very green bananas and take them home. I manage to eat one of them in the 12 minute window of opportunity I have to enjoy a perfect banana. Then I have to find a way to discard the remaining one or two bananas, which, in the blink of an eye, have become spotted, brown, rotten, sugary, mushy, repositories for ready-to-hatch-fruit flies.
Since there is only so much banana bread you can make, I had to find a new solution. I actually hired someone who would take my "past the Jen Wittwer expiration date" bananas. Now granted, this person has a lot of skills to add to the team, but one of her most important functions is to take any banana from me, any time, no questions asked. While I might make it seem like I am doing her a favor by giving her bananas on a weekly basis, the truth is she has become my banana savior. And - wait for it, wait for it - I am so relieved I don't have to monkey around with those rotten bananas anymore. Get it? I said monkey.
I'm here all week, folks.
Saturday, January 18, 2014
A New Pair of Specs
On January 19, 1986 I got a new pair of specs. Things have never looked the same since.
The almost seventeen years of my life leading up to this day could hardly be described as normal, and yet our family had achieved its own unique brand of normal. With my dad's forever compromised health, there were ample and regular doses of worry and angst. Even so, like any family we laughed, we fought, we played and we laughed some more. We kind of had it figured out, in our own weird way. It worked.
Then seemingly out of nowhere, what started out as an annoying cough for my mom was then diagnosed as bronchitis, then pneumonia and finally mesothelioma - a deadly and rapid growing cancer from exposure to asbestos. Three days from this diagnosis to her departure - that was all we had. Three days! In what felt like the blink of an eye, Mom was gone. Poof. Just like that.
The thing was, no one - and I mean no one - could wrap their head around this turn of events. At just 43 years old, Mom had been healthy, vibrant, fierce, strong. She was the one thing our family could reliably count on. It was Dad's health that was tenuous, not hers. Like a faithful sherpa who was devoid of complaints, Mom did all the heavy lifting for our family. It was hard to imagine life could be any other way. Now it would have to be.
So it was on that cold January day when I got this new pair of specs. I didn't even know I needed them, and I most definitely didn't want them. But they were mine forevermore, permanently affixed to my head. I've always said that my life, simplified, has only two relevant parts: 1) Before Mom died, and 2) After Mom died. Her untimely death created a tectonic shift in my life, a shift ensuring that things would never, could never be the same. "My name is Jen, and when I was sixteen my mom died." The words spill out of me sometimes when I'm not even expecting them. It is one of the most important ways I define myself.
Clinging to me like moss on a sturdy oak, Mom's death is a life imperfection that has been simultaneously tragic and beautiful. It took a while - a good, long painstaking whatthefuckthistotallysucks while - but eventually my new pair of specs helped me see things more clearly. What I could see was this:
Life doesn't have a single guarantee.
Since I can't control how much time I get in life, I will surely control the quality.
I, and only I, am in charge of my own happiness.
I will always surround myself with people who believe in me and cast all the others gently aside.
There is no such thing as too generous.
Laughter is the most important measure of my personal success.
Forgiveness of those who have wronged me is always necessary.
Forgiveness of myself is harder, but even more important.
It is wise to say no often.
It is wiser to say I love you often.
Years before my mom died, my dad was in the intensive care unit of the University of Iowa hospitals, clinging onto his own fragile life. Mom spent her days faithfully at his side until his health was restored. One day, she took a break in the family waiting room and found a piece of paper someone had left behind that said this: "The clouds that appear darkest in the distance are the ones the wind blows away." So moved by the lesson these words offered her in a moment of deep despair, Mom later embroidered them on a tapestry and hung it inside our front door. Hauntingly prophetic, it has been a motto for my life.
Twenty-eight years have passed, and a whole lot of things have changed. A few things have not changed, one of which is that pair of specs I got in 1986. Do I ever resent them? Sure, I suppose so. I am human after all. But what I know for sure is that without them, I'd be less wise, less loving, less me. I think I'll keep them.
The almost seventeen years of my life leading up to this day could hardly be described as normal, and yet our family had achieved its own unique brand of normal. With my dad's forever compromised health, there were ample and regular doses of worry and angst. Even so, like any family we laughed, we fought, we played and we laughed some more. We kind of had it figured out, in our own weird way. It worked.
Then seemingly out of nowhere, what started out as an annoying cough for my mom was then diagnosed as bronchitis, then pneumonia and finally mesothelioma - a deadly and rapid growing cancer from exposure to asbestos. Three days from this diagnosis to her departure - that was all we had. Three days! In what felt like the blink of an eye, Mom was gone. Poof. Just like that.
The thing was, no one - and I mean no one - could wrap their head around this turn of events. At just 43 years old, Mom had been healthy, vibrant, fierce, strong. She was the one thing our family could reliably count on. It was Dad's health that was tenuous, not hers. Like a faithful sherpa who was devoid of complaints, Mom did all the heavy lifting for our family. It was hard to imagine life could be any other way. Now it would have to be.
So it was on that cold January day when I got this new pair of specs. I didn't even know I needed them, and I most definitely didn't want them. But they were mine forevermore, permanently affixed to my head. I've always said that my life, simplified, has only two relevant parts: 1) Before Mom died, and 2) After Mom died. Her untimely death created a tectonic shift in my life, a shift ensuring that things would never, could never be the same. "My name is Jen, and when I was sixteen my mom died." The words spill out of me sometimes when I'm not even expecting them. It is one of the most important ways I define myself.
Clinging to me like moss on a sturdy oak, Mom's death is a life imperfection that has been simultaneously tragic and beautiful. It took a while - a good, long painstaking whatthefuckthistotallysucks while - but eventually my new pair of specs helped me see things more clearly. What I could see was this:
Life doesn't have a single guarantee.
Since I can't control how much time I get in life, I will surely control the quality.
I, and only I, am in charge of my own happiness.
I will always surround myself with people who believe in me and cast all the others gently aside.
There is no such thing as too generous.
Laughter is the most important measure of my personal success.
Forgiveness of those who have wronged me is always necessary.
Forgiveness of myself is harder, but even more important.
It is wise to say no often.
It is wiser to say I love you often.
Years before my mom died, my dad was in the intensive care unit of the University of Iowa hospitals, clinging onto his own fragile life. Mom spent her days faithfully at his side until his health was restored. One day, she took a break in the family waiting room and found a piece of paper someone had left behind that said this: "The clouds that appear darkest in the distance are the ones the wind blows away." So moved by the lesson these words offered her in a moment of deep despair, Mom later embroidered them on a tapestry and hung it inside our front door. Hauntingly prophetic, it has been a motto for my life.
Twenty-eight years have passed, and a whole lot of things have changed. A few things have not changed, one of which is that pair of specs I got in 1986. Do I ever resent them? Sure, I suppose so. I am human after all. But what I know for sure is that without them, I'd be less wise, less loving, less me. I think I'll keep them.
Saturday, January 11, 2014
It's Never Too Late
It was an unfortunate set of circumstances that led to me doing some of the best social work I have ever done. As the director of a large program serving adults with mental illness, I always carried a small caseload. It gave me my "fix" of client contact (a key ingredient to my professional happiness) and kept my clinical skills sharp. No matter how busy my director duties kept me, it was something I insisted on doing.
"Nancy" was one of the clients on my caseload, but she was not our typical client. She arrived precisely on time every Thursday morning at 10:00 a.m. and her punctuality was so sharp I am pretty sure you could set the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado by her arrival. She would wait for me in the waiting room, her hair perfectly coiffed, lipstick carefully applied, hands patiently folded in her lap. When I would go to retrieve her, the look of recognition on her face offered only a distant warmth.
Nancy never really required much from me or from anyone, really. She was remarkably self-reliant and only stayed in mental health services to ensure she never repeated the horrors of her distant past. She would sit with me and independently set up her medication tray for the next week. She would indulge me by reassuring me that she was happy with her housing, she had followed through on all of her necessary medical and dental appointments, and that she had swallowed every pill prescribed to her in the preceding week. She would take a quick social detour to talk about movies with me - a common hobby we shared - and tell me what movie she planned to see that upcoming weekend. Every Saturday afternoon, rain or shine, she saw a matinee. This was part of the routine, a routine that never allowed for deviation. After our quick and perfunctory visit, Nancy would leave and make her way to the local clubhouse - another thing she did each and every day.
It was a sad and shocking Wednesday when I got a call from the staff at Nancy's clubhouse that Nancy had passed away. She had not shown up there for a day, and then two, when they called her landlord to do a wellness check. Sure enough, she had passed away peacefully in her sleep. They were calling to give me the information for the medical examiner and to ask for my help with funeral plans. It wasn't the first time I ever had to do this, sadly, as for many of our clients we are the family making the arrangements. I knew what to do.
In the days that followed, however, I learned that I had my work cut out for me. I went straight to the funeral home I had used for years. They were situated in a neighborhood familiar to many of the people we serve, and as a small, independent funeral home they had a lot of heart and compassion. I worked with the staff to make the difficult decisions without any input - this was one of the many things Nancy and I had never thought to discuss. The staff at the funeral home and I bonded, and on the way out the door the director gave me his business card. It was a card that on the front had the funeral home logo, and on the back said "Thank You for Smoking." I needed that laugh.
The complicating factor was that Nancy had a fair amount of money saved up in her bank account. Of course she did; I am telling you this woman had her life put together better than most people I know. This money was going to be needed to proceed with the funeral arrangements, but the bank told me it could not be accessed without a signature from her next of kin. This, I knew, was going to be no small feat. And no small feat it was, indeed.
Nancy had been estranged from her family for decades. She, of course, was far too guarded to share the details of the story. But my guess is that like many of the people we serve, her symptoms and her illness got in the way of her relationships. I had to do some digging, but I did find her brother's name buried deep in some old records. I took a deep breath and I picked up the phone. When her brother answered, I stumbled through trying to explain who I was. There was no remorse at the other end of the line, no sadness for the news of a loss. There was, instead, anger. Lots and lots of anger. Anger that this person he once fiercely loved in his youth had not been in his family's life for years upon years. Anger about the things that had transpired and had led to the relationship's demise. Anger that now he was supposed to do something, however small, to help.
It took several hours of conversation over a couple of days to get the brother to come around. He needed validation - the one thing that almost every angry person ever needs - and he got a lot of it. He was validated that his experience, heart-breaking as it was, was not all that uncommon. He was validated that mental illness is cruel and sometimes takes no prisoners. He was validated that it was okay he was mad, for most people in his circumstance would be. And slowly, ever so slowly, he came around. He agreed to go to the bank, "but that's all I'm doing." Fair enough.
It was really all I needed, because I had a funeral to plan and that had been the only thing holding me back. The day of the funeral arrived, and the funeral home was packed with all of Nancy's friends and colleagues from the clubhouse. It was quite moving, actually, to juxtapose this scene with the images I had formed over the past few days of her family estrangement. Shortly before the services started, I saw a man standing at the back of the room. It's funny how sometimes a face perfectly matches a voice, and I knew in an instant who it was - it was Nancy's brother. I gingerly approached and introduced myself to this curmudgeonly man who seemed to have found some love in that heart of his. He thanked me for reaching out and quickly set his limits again. "I'm not staying." I assured him it was beautiful that he showed up at all. What I could see in his eyes was a little bit of mourning and a little bit of peace. What he had lost over the years with his sister, clearly a lot of other people had found.
The service was lovely and included all kinds of funny stories that few people knew about our private, guarded Nancy. I left that day and I thought I had finally been able to do something for Nancy - if nothing else, I gave her a good send off. This was good enough for me.
A couple months later, I was at my desk when my phone rang. I recognized the voice, but it took me a couple of minutes to orient to who it was. It was Nancy's brother, this time reaching out to me. There was a warmth in his voice that I hadn't heard before. He told me that he wanted to call and thank me for doing what he would have not been able to do by planning Nancy's funeral, and I assured him it was my privilege and honor. But mostly, he said, he was calling to let me know that he had taken Nancy's ashes a few days prior and placed them in his family's mausoleum. After decades of being on her own, Nancy was right back where she belonged - with her family. I hung up the phone, and wiped away some tears. It's never too late, I thought, and the world felt a little more right in that moment.
"Nancy" was one of the clients on my caseload, but she was not our typical client. She arrived precisely on time every Thursday morning at 10:00 a.m. and her punctuality was so sharp I am pretty sure you could set the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado by her arrival. She would wait for me in the waiting room, her hair perfectly coiffed, lipstick carefully applied, hands patiently folded in her lap. When I would go to retrieve her, the look of recognition on her face offered only a distant warmth.
Nancy never really required much from me or from anyone, really. She was remarkably self-reliant and only stayed in mental health services to ensure she never repeated the horrors of her distant past. She would sit with me and independently set up her medication tray for the next week. She would indulge me by reassuring me that she was happy with her housing, she had followed through on all of her necessary medical and dental appointments, and that she had swallowed every pill prescribed to her in the preceding week. She would take a quick social detour to talk about movies with me - a common hobby we shared - and tell me what movie she planned to see that upcoming weekend. Every Saturday afternoon, rain or shine, she saw a matinee. This was part of the routine, a routine that never allowed for deviation. After our quick and perfunctory visit, Nancy would leave and make her way to the local clubhouse - another thing she did each and every day.
It was a sad and shocking Wednesday when I got a call from the staff at Nancy's clubhouse that Nancy had passed away. She had not shown up there for a day, and then two, when they called her landlord to do a wellness check. Sure enough, she had passed away peacefully in her sleep. They were calling to give me the information for the medical examiner and to ask for my help with funeral plans. It wasn't the first time I ever had to do this, sadly, as for many of our clients we are the family making the arrangements. I knew what to do.
In the days that followed, however, I learned that I had my work cut out for me. I went straight to the funeral home I had used for years. They were situated in a neighborhood familiar to many of the people we serve, and as a small, independent funeral home they had a lot of heart and compassion. I worked with the staff to make the difficult decisions without any input - this was one of the many things Nancy and I had never thought to discuss. The staff at the funeral home and I bonded, and on the way out the door the director gave me his business card. It was a card that on the front had the funeral home logo, and on the back said "Thank You for Smoking." I needed that laugh.
The complicating factor was that Nancy had a fair amount of money saved up in her bank account. Of course she did; I am telling you this woman had her life put together better than most people I know. This money was going to be needed to proceed with the funeral arrangements, but the bank told me it could not be accessed without a signature from her next of kin. This, I knew, was going to be no small feat. And no small feat it was, indeed.
Nancy had been estranged from her family for decades. She, of course, was far too guarded to share the details of the story. But my guess is that like many of the people we serve, her symptoms and her illness got in the way of her relationships. I had to do some digging, but I did find her brother's name buried deep in some old records. I took a deep breath and I picked up the phone. When her brother answered, I stumbled through trying to explain who I was. There was no remorse at the other end of the line, no sadness for the news of a loss. There was, instead, anger. Lots and lots of anger. Anger that this person he once fiercely loved in his youth had not been in his family's life for years upon years. Anger about the things that had transpired and had led to the relationship's demise. Anger that now he was supposed to do something, however small, to help.
It took several hours of conversation over a couple of days to get the brother to come around. He needed validation - the one thing that almost every angry person ever needs - and he got a lot of it. He was validated that his experience, heart-breaking as it was, was not all that uncommon. He was validated that mental illness is cruel and sometimes takes no prisoners. He was validated that it was okay he was mad, for most people in his circumstance would be. And slowly, ever so slowly, he came around. He agreed to go to the bank, "but that's all I'm doing." Fair enough.
It was really all I needed, because I had a funeral to plan and that had been the only thing holding me back. The day of the funeral arrived, and the funeral home was packed with all of Nancy's friends and colleagues from the clubhouse. It was quite moving, actually, to juxtapose this scene with the images I had formed over the past few days of her family estrangement. Shortly before the services started, I saw a man standing at the back of the room. It's funny how sometimes a face perfectly matches a voice, and I knew in an instant who it was - it was Nancy's brother. I gingerly approached and introduced myself to this curmudgeonly man who seemed to have found some love in that heart of his. He thanked me for reaching out and quickly set his limits again. "I'm not staying." I assured him it was beautiful that he showed up at all. What I could see in his eyes was a little bit of mourning and a little bit of peace. What he had lost over the years with his sister, clearly a lot of other people had found.
The service was lovely and included all kinds of funny stories that few people knew about our private, guarded Nancy. I left that day and I thought I had finally been able to do something for Nancy - if nothing else, I gave her a good send off. This was good enough for me.
A couple months later, I was at my desk when my phone rang. I recognized the voice, but it took me a couple of minutes to orient to who it was. It was Nancy's brother, this time reaching out to me. There was a warmth in his voice that I hadn't heard before. He told me that he wanted to call and thank me for doing what he would have not been able to do by planning Nancy's funeral, and I assured him it was my privilege and honor. But mostly, he said, he was calling to let me know that he had taken Nancy's ashes a few days prior and placed them in his family's mausoleum. After decades of being on her own, Nancy was right back where she belonged - with her family. I hung up the phone, and wiped away some tears. It's never too late, I thought, and the world felt a little more right in that moment.
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Top Ten of Jen - 2013
I may be a day (or two, or three) late in getting to my annual Top Ten of Jen blog post, but I promise you I am not a dollar short. As is true every year, this past year had some very remarkable events. And if someone would be so kind as to offer a drum roll, here they are in my favorite order - which is no particular order at all:
1) Reminded myself that reading is fundamental. My friend Alex had been poking, prodding, and pleading for me to join her book club for awhile. While the book club sounded like a fun group of gals, the prospect of having to read a book sounded unappealing. I feared it would feel like homework, and I would resent it and blah blah blah. But after about a year of coaxing, I decided to join in. What a great decision! The books have been fantastic, the book club nights have been a blast, and most importantly, this has gotten me to read again. Not just the book club books, but all kinds of books now. My new favorite thing? A Sunday with no obligations, a pot of soup simmering on the stove and a full day of reading. Yaaay, me! My brain is no longer turning to mush.
2) Got sun-kissed in Florida. I've been to Florida many, many times. The big draw, in addition to some sun and warmth as a break from the dreary 414 winter months, is that I have free lodging there with my aunt and uncle who treat me like one of their own children and are two of my favorite people. That, and the best banana cream pie on the planet. This year, I waited until April to go and I spent a full week there. Aunt Lois doted on me while Uncle Wayne pretty much read a bunch of books and took us out to dinner every night. I lazed around in the sun every day. I went searching for manatees several times unsuccessfully. I read two books. I had some thoughtful debates and heart to heart talks with Aunt Lois. I got to see Uncle Wayne tell some family stories that made him belly laugh so hard he could hardly catch his breath. The last evening there, I saw a pod of twenty or more dolphins. I wasn't sure how I felt about going to Florida alone, but this was truly a great trip. I'll happily do it again.
3) Reconciled my past. The full story behind this is much too long for this blog post. But here is the Cliff's Notes version: In February, my step-mom passed away. I heard about this through extended family, because to be honest we hadn't had but maybe two or three instances of contact since my dad passed away seventeen years ago. The days that followed were a roller coaster of emotion and decision-making. Ultimately, my sister and I decided to go to the funeral. As difficult as this decision was, it was equal parts right. Something washed over me, as we stood out in the brisk February wind in her family's old country graveyard. I think it's called forgiveness; maybe it is understanding, too. Understanding that everyone on this planet is a mix of good and bad, a cocktail of rights and wrongs. I have often traveled the high road, and this day was no exception. This time, more than any other, I am surely glad that I did.
4) Made a life changing decision. This is a big one, folks. I changed out all of my socks to be only Gold Toe brand socks. I was tired of wearing socks that would fall down incessantly throughout the day or wear thin too soon or annoy me for any reason, any time. Life, I decided, is too short to wear bad socks. Boom. Just like that - I got rid of all the bad socks and replaced them all with Gold Toes. The quality of my life has since improved significantly, and there is no turning back.
5) Co-hosted Cousin-palooza in Milwaukee. For years the Swearingen cousins have descended upon Spooner, Wisconsin (which always prompts a "Spooner? I hardly even know her!" response) for Cousins Weekend. This year, we decided to mix it up and gather in Milwaukee. Many of our cousins, and our lovely Aunt Lois and Uncle Wayne, made their way from the Twin Cities to Milwaukee. My sister and I did our best to roll out the red carpet for them, because we were so honored they would drive all the way to Milwaukee just to see little old us. We made incredible dinners that still have people talking. We took them on a magical mystery tour of our great city. We sat around and looked at pictures, told stories, and laughed our behinds off. We even arranged for the Twins to beat the Brewers at the game we attended on Memorial Day. It was a great weekend, which is no surprise. No surprise at all, since we have the greatest family ever.
6) Celebrated my 44th birthday in style. For years I had thought that my 44th birthday would be kind of a big deal, because my mom never made it to 44. The day arrived and I really just felt happy. I worked that day, and my co-workers did all kinds of things to make it an extra special day. That evening, I went out to dinner with a group of a whole bunch of my favorite people. I picked a newer restaurant in town that is an upscale Wisconsin Supper Club. It was a Tuesday, so we were afforded the luxury of our own private room. We had a server who was sassy and spot-on. We had food - lots of it- that was incredible. But more than that, we had a lot of love in that room. When I went home that night, my stomach was full, but my heart was certainly fuller.
7) Lost a special friend. In the last couple of years, I forged a new friendship with a wonderful man by the name of Henry. Henry was different, and there was something really special about him. He exuded warmth and humility. He was bright and exceptionally articulate. When he wanted to get something done, like self-publish his own incredible children's book, he just did it. We quickly became kindred spirits, and had our own little Mutual Admiration Society. One Friday in August, Henry worked all day and then headed out for dinner with his family. At dinner, he collapsed and in an instant he was gone. Just like that, at 38 years old, it was over. The whole experience rattled me to my core and made me face my own mortality. But the real story is, I miss my friend and I am sad that we didn't have more years to develop what was undoubtedly going to be a long-lasting fantastic friendship. I hope he is at peace. I think about him every day.
8) Wrote a damn letter. For years, a local journalist has written stories about the mental health system in Milwaukee. She has an agenda, and it's clear she won't stop anytime soon. As someone who works in the public mental health system, the articles can be taxing on my spirit. My solution? I try not to read them. Mostly because they are repetitive and have a lot of inaccuracies and also because it is an unnecessary distraction from the important work I have to do. But every once in a while, I put myself through the torture of reading a new series. The new series this year really got to me, and I kind of felt like I had to stand up for what I believe to be the truth - that the people who work in this field, especially the direct caregivers, deserve some respect. I spent an entire evening at home crafting a letter to the editor. I worked hard to not sound defensive, and did my best to set the record straight. The main point I was making was that for anything to change, there must be a balance of discomfort and hope, and that while discomfort is aplenty, hope has all but vanished. Mostly I wrote the letter because it was cathartic for my spirit. But then, a week later, much to my surprise it was published. There was an outpouring of emails saying "thank you" and "finally" and "this is so long over due" and a few people even hugged me tearfully when they saw me. It felt good to stand up for the little guy and everything I hold true about my work.
9) Ordered some salad and some breadsticks. My friend Matt and I have a confession. We love the Olive Garden. Don't judge us! And if you do, we don't care! Matt and I are part of a fantastic group of friends who get together regularly. But about once every six weeks or so, Matt and I sneak off to the Olive Garden with our $4 coupon in tow. We've learned a lot about the Olive Garden, like that the wait staff are only allowed to put one of every vegetable in the salad for each person at the table. Hence, we were only getting two olives in our salad and this was very disappointing. But we further learned that if you ask real nice, the waiter will sneak you a whole bunch of extra vegetables. On a more serious note, Matt and I also learned a lot about each other, and love having this excuse to spend some quality time together. The advertisements aren't all entirely inaccurate. When we are at the Olive Garden, we feel like family.
10) Celebrated Thanksgivukkah. I love Thanksgiving - it is absolutely my favorite holiday. This year, Thanksgiving coincided with Hanukkah, which was truly a once in a lifetime event. I think it won't happen again for something like 70,000 years. My brother-in-law's family is Jewish, so we made the most of this momentous occasion. My sister decorated her table beautifully with a Hanukkah tablescape. The whole family spent the day together cooking, and we added in some special treats like matzo ball soup, sweet potato latkes and challah bread stuffing. I loved, loved, loved this entire day, and it is a Thanksgiving I am sure that none of us will ever forget.
It amazes me every year when I reflect back what a fun and layered life I have. My days are filled with love, friendship, work I am passionate about, a little bit of heartache and a whole lot of joy. This year, as is true every year, the Top Ten of Jen reminds me that it is good to be me. Happy New Year to each and every one of you...I can't wait to see what 2014 has in store!
1) Reminded myself that reading is fundamental. My friend Alex had been poking, prodding, and pleading for me to join her book club for awhile. While the book club sounded like a fun group of gals, the prospect of having to read a book sounded unappealing. I feared it would feel like homework, and I would resent it and blah blah blah. But after about a year of coaxing, I decided to join in. What a great decision! The books have been fantastic, the book club nights have been a blast, and most importantly, this has gotten me to read again. Not just the book club books, but all kinds of books now. My new favorite thing? A Sunday with no obligations, a pot of soup simmering on the stove and a full day of reading. Yaaay, me! My brain is no longer turning to mush.
2) Got sun-kissed in Florida. I've been to Florida many, many times. The big draw, in addition to some sun and warmth as a break from the dreary 414 winter months, is that I have free lodging there with my aunt and uncle who treat me like one of their own children and are two of my favorite people. That, and the best banana cream pie on the planet. This year, I waited until April to go and I spent a full week there. Aunt Lois doted on me while Uncle Wayne pretty much read a bunch of books and took us out to dinner every night. I lazed around in the sun every day. I went searching for manatees several times unsuccessfully. I read two books. I had some thoughtful debates and heart to heart talks with Aunt Lois. I got to see Uncle Wayne tell some family stories that made him belly laugh so hard he could hardly catch his breath. The last evening there, I saw a pod of twenty or more dolphins. I wasn't sure how I felt about going to Florida alone, but this was truly a great trip. I'll happily do it again.
3) Reconciled my past. The full story behind this is much too long for this blog post. But here is the Cliff's Notes version: In February, my step-mom passed away. I heard about this through extended family, because to be honest we hadn't had but maybe two or three instances of contact since my dad passed away seventeen years ago. The days that followed were a roller coaster of emotion and decision-making. Ultimately, my sister and I decided to go to the funeral. As difficult as this decision was, it was equal parts right. Something washed over me, as we stood out in the brisk February wind in her family's old country graveyard. I think it's called forgiveness; maybe it is understanding, too. Understanding that everyone on this planet is a mix of good and bad, a cocktail of rights and wrongs. I have often traveled the high road, and this day was no exception. This time, more than any other, I am surely glad that I did.
4) Made a life changing decision. This is a big one, folks. I changed out all of my socks to be only Gold Toe brand socks. I was tired of wearing socks that would fall down incessantly throughout the day or wear thin too soon or annoy me for any reason, any time. Life, I decided, is too short to wear bad socks. Boom. Just like that - I got rid of all the bad socks and replaced them all with Gold Toes. The quality of my life has since improved significantly, and there is no turning back.
5) Co-hosted Cousin-palooza in Milwaukee. For years the Swearingen cousins have descended upon Spooner, Wisconsin (which always prompts a "Spooner? I hardly even know her!" response) for Cousins Weekend. This year, we decided to mix it up and gather in Milwaukee. Many of our cousins, and our lovely Aunt Lois and Uncle Wayne, made their way from the Twin Cities to Milwaukee. My sister and I did our best to roll out the red carpet for them, because we were so honored they would drive all the way to Milwaukee just to see little old us. We made incredible dinners that still have people talking. We took them on a magical mystery tour of our great city. We sat around and looked at pictures, told stories, and laughed our behinds off. We even arranged for the Twins to beat the Brewers at the game we attended on Memorial Day. It was a great weekend, which is no surprise. No surprise at all, since we have the greatest family ever.
6) Celebrated my 44th birthday in style. For years I had thought that my 44th birthday would be kind of a big deal, because my mom never made it to 44. The day arrived and I really just felt happy. I worked that day, and my co-workers did all kinds of things to make it an extra special day. That evening, I went out to dinner with a group of a whole bunch of my favorite people. I picked a newer restaurant in town that is an upscale Wisconsin Supper Club. It was a Tuesday, so we were afforded the luxury of our own private room. We had a server who was sassy and spot-on. We had food - lots of it- that was incredible. But more than that, we had a lot of love in that room. When I went home that night, my stomach was full, but my heart was certainly fuller.
7) Lost a special friend. In the last couple of years, I forged a new friendship with a wonderful man by the name of Henry. Henry was different, and there was something really special about him. He exuded warmth and humility. He was bright and exceptionally articulate. When he wanted to get something done, like self-publish his own incredible children's book, he just did it. We quickly became kindred spirits, and had our own little Mutual Admiration Society. One Friday in August, Henry worked all day and then headed out for dinner with his family. At dinner, he collapsed and in an instant he was gone. Just like that, at 38 years old, it was over. The whole experience rattled me to my core and made me face my own mortality. But the real story is, I miss my friend and I am sad that we didn't have more years to develop what was undoubtedly going to be a long-lasting fantastic friendship. I hope he is at peace. I think about him every day.
8) Wrote a damn letter. For years, a local journalist has written stories about the mental health system in Milwaukee. She has an agenda, and it's clear she won't stop anytime soon. As someone who works in the public mental health system, the articles can be taxing on my spirit. My solution? I try not to read them. Mostly because they are repetitive and have a lot of inaccuracies and also because it is an unnecessary distraction from the important work I have to do. But every once in a while, I put myself through the torture of reading a new series. The new series this year really got to me, and I kind of felt like I had to stand up for what I believe to be the truth - that the people who work in this field, especially the direct caregivers, deserve some respect. I spent an entire evening at home crafting a letter to the editor. I worked hard to not sound defensive, and did my best to set the record straight. The main point I was making was that for anything to change, there must be a balance of discomfort and hope, and that while discomfort is aplenty, hope has all but vanished. Mostly I wrote the letter because it was cathartic for my spirit. But then, a week later, much to my surprise it was published. There was an outpouring of emails saying "thank you" and "finally" and "this is so long over due" and a few people even hugged me tearfully when they saw me. It felt good to stand up for the little guy and everything I hold true about my work.
9) Ordered some salad and some breadsticks. My friend Matt and I have a confession. We love the Olive Garden. Don't judge us! And if you do, we don't care! Matt and I are part of a fantastic group of friends who get together regularly. But about once every six weeks or so, Matt and I sneak off to the Olive Garden with our $4 coupon in tow. We've learned a lot about the Olive Garden, like that the wait staff are only allowed to put one of every vegetable in the salad for each person at the table. Hence, we were only getting two olives in our salad and this was very disappointing. But we further learned that if you ask real nice, the waiter will sneak you a whole bunch of extra vegetables. On a more serious note, Matt and I also learned a lot about each other, and love having this excuse to spend some quality time together. The advertisements aren't all entirely inaccurate. When we are at the Olive Garden, we feel like family.
10) Celebrated Thanksgivukkah. I love Thanksgiving - it is absolutely my favorite holiday. This year, Thanksgiving coincided with Hanukkah, which was truly a once in a lifetime event. I think it won't happen again for something like 70,000 years. My brother-in-law's family is Jewish, so we made the most of this momentous occasion. My sister decorated her table beautifully with a Hanukkah tablescape. The whole family spent the day together cooking, and we added in some special treats like matzo ball soup, sweet potato latkes and challah bread stuffing. I loved, loved, loved this entire day, and it is a Thanksgiving I am sure that none of us will ever forget.
It amazes me every year when I reflect back what a fun and layered life I have. My days are filled with love, friendship, work I am passionate about, a little bit of heartache and a whole lot of joy. This year, as is true every year, the Top Ten of Jen reminds me that it is good to be me. Happy New Year to each and every one of you...I can't wait to see what 2014 has in store!
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